Embrace the dumb.
The origin of a superhero:
How to land that job:
How batteries get their name:
Cute baby names:
The final battle:
The origin of leggings:
The ultimate showdown:
Murderers… all of them:
The world’s best lawyer:
Science at work:
The even more ultimate showdown:
Kummin’ and goin’:
The perfect crime:
And the world’s greatest play:
They deserved every damn retweet they got.
“i failed a student for their midterm grade, and they just sent me an email that just says ‘bruh.’”
When things learned in the classroom were useful in real life.
When this student made their point, but did it respectfully.
And when this student helped a fellow student out.
When this slightly terrifying life hack was made.
And when this one did what literally all of us would do.
When a prank that shouldn’t have worked, did in fact work.
Everything here is just a little bit weird.
This lens flare that looks exactly like Eric Cartman from South Park.
This cat with opposable thumbs.
This hermit crab that turned a Sprite cap into its shell.
This vending machine that accidentally dispensed everything at the same time.
This pink grasshopper.
This phone case that blends in perfectly with the faux-wood surface it’s on.
These three girls wearing the same color shirt, with the same color hair, sitting in the same row of class.
This car with all the bumper stickers of failed presidential candidates.
This dog that has tan lines where her harness goes.
This knife company that felt the need to clarify that they’re located on Earth.
This woman who let her dog off-leash, but not her kid.
This van, disguised as a fancy sports car.
This bus stop that looks kinda haunted due to some weird condensation.
This gigantic sweet potato that someone found randomly growing out the side of their house.
This frog with an extra leg coming out of its stomach.
This bra with little hands in it to cup the breasts.
This long-ass grape.
…and these big-ass blueberries.
This tree that looks a little too much like broccoli.
And finally, this professor who writes “E” three different ways — in one word.
You cannot fool the internet.
The fitness nut:
The Wendy’s fan:
The Tubby Custard troll:
The big tipper:
The stage-five clinger:
The expert weaver:
The English speaker:
The Pooh expert:
The fake news expert:
The flirt with nice hair:
The photo hijacker:
The sunglass salesman:
The literary snob:
The handsome guy:
The “but what about straight people” commenter:
And finally, the inviter:
This is like Sophie’s Choice, but with melted cheese.
Tip: Don’t shoot your shot on someone’s anniversary Instagram.
DISCLAIMER: When I say asshole, I mean it in a more “you’re a savage” way. Also, I’m saying you’re funny.
So don't be offended!
This Uber driver:
And this ruthless roommate:
This brutally honest mom:
And this unfazed grandpa:
This genius conversationalist:
This savage bf:
And one more:
And this hilarious jerk, who didn’t have to call her out like that 😂😂😂:
At least it’s just nine months, fellas.
This husband, who was looking forward to a little Netflix and chill:
drumsnstrums / Via instagram.com
The husband at the end of this text, who has some shopping to do:
kristin.lavalley / Via instagram.com
The husband who better not open this Tupperware:
raised901 / Via instagram.com
This husband, who got a cold dose of reality:
Chris Pendleton / Via Twitter: @ChrisnotBritton
And the husband whose wife’s pregnancy brain trickled down to his lunch:
franki743 / Via instagram.com
This husband, who just got out of the doghouse:
Brian / Via Twitter: @huntington_bt
This husband, who was left with no choice…literally:
schnazzynaz / Via instagram.com
This husband, who is getting a crash course in preggo hormones:
Zastro / Via Twitter: @dearpreggywife
This husband, who knew how to get back into his pregnant wife’s good graces:
Ashley Goss / Via Twitter: @ms_mojoe
And this poor husband, who didn’t:
crazycatladybex / Via instagram.com
This husband, who learned a tough lesson:
Christopher Smith / Via Twitter: @TheLensLife
This husband, who didn’t get to it first:
jordanp1227 / Via instagram.com
This husband, who’s gonna need a sweater:
merrickaiken / Via instagram.com
And this husband, whose dreams crashed into reality:
Frothy Dad / Via Twitter: @FrothyDad
This husband, who gets the “best” of both worlds:
Christopher Grebe / Via Twitter: @IamAustinCG
This husband, who will never make this mistake again:
coreyjinman / Via instagram.com
And this husband, who knows deep down that she loves him, too:
chris hooker / Via Twitter: @TheMrHooker