18 People Who Fucked Up Their Halloween Costumes

When you dress up as an onion and people think it’s sperm…

SpongeBob, Patrick, and Gary:

SpongeBob, Patrick, and Gary:

“My friends and I were SpongeBob, Patrick, and Gary. We looked great all together, but when separated at parties everyone just asked if I was a unicorn or something.”
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Onion/sperm:

Onion/sperm:

“Tried to be an onion. Ended up a sperm. Most popular kid in the 5th grade.”
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Grass:

Grass:

“One year I went as grass…”
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Elsa/Anna from Frozen:

Elsa/Anna from Frozen:

“Well this is the costume I had for a musical Once. Guess what that play was. That’s right…Frozen!”
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Kidney/kidney stones:

Kidney/kidney stones:

“My friends and I decided last minute to go to a Halloween party on campus but we had no costumes. My friend's boyfriend had just told her he had kidney stones so she wanted to be a kidney stone so she and her friend wore black trash bags while my friend and I wore pink sheets because we were the kidneys. Not great looking costumes but we won most creative!”
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Leela from Futurama:

Leela from Futurama:

“This was my attempt at Leela from Futurama. Not seen: the obnoxious amount of purple hair spray I used that just made it look wet. Lesson learned.”
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A flying pig:

A flying pig:

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Blue Man Group:

Blue Man Group:

“We were going as Blue Man Group, but accidentally bought purple paint.”
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Troll dolls:

Troll dolls:

“My mom dressed us up like the troll dolls. You know, the ones with the tall colorful hair and gem belly buttons? Looks like we got sliced open.”
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Justin Timberlake:

Justin Timberlake:

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Cards Against Humanity:

Cards Against Humanity:

“The easiest and truest Halloween costume I've ever done with my now ex boyfriend.”
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Rubik’s Cube:

Rubik's Cube:

“Needless to say but my best friend and I didn’t get boyfriends till college.”
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“Wrecking Ball” video:

"Wrecking Ball" video:

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Whatever they could find:

Whatever they could find:

“Me and my friend just put on whatever we could find to make a costume and this was the result.”
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Cupcake:

Cupcake:

“When I was 12, my mom tried to make me a cupcake costume hours before Halloween festivities began. When I went trick-or-treating, multiple individuals asked if I was intestines.”
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Hipsters:

Hipsters:

“One year we though it would be a really great idea to dress as 'hipsters.' Why did we think that this was a great idea? #hotmessexpress.”
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Edward Elric from Fullmetal Alchemist:

Edward Elric from Fullmetal Alchemist:

“Edward Elric from Fullmetal Alchemist. My friend wrapped her whole, bare arm, shoulder to fingertips, in duct tape. Trying to take it off afterwards totally sucked!”
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Lieutenant Dan from Forrest Gump:

Lieutenant Dan from Forrest Gump:

“At work, when Halloween comes Monday through Thursday, we dress up. One year, I threw out the idea that my mom be Lt. Dan from Forrest Gump. Makeshift wheelchair from an office chair, two hula hoops, and duct tape.
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17 “Sexy” Costumes For Guys That Will Make You Lose Your Faith In Halloween

Gird your loins.

Maybe you want to be a “clown”?

Maybe you want to be a "clown"?

Price: $42.95

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Or a “football player”:

Or a "football player":

Price: $39.95

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Or a this…

Or a this...

Price: $18.99

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…maybe even a…that:

...maybe even a...that:

Price: $18.95

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This “wild cowboy”:

This "wild cowboy":

Price: $39.99

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Perhaps a “sexy cop”:

Perhaps a "sexy cop":

Price: $41.95

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Or you could just wear a kilt?

Or you could just wear a kilt?

Price: $49.99

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Ever wanted to be a “mechanic”?

Ever wanted to be a "mechanic"?

Price: $44.95

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Or you could cook something up as this “chef”:

Or you could cook something up as this "chef":

Price: $42.99

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Maybe you’re feeling “fantasy island”:

Maybe you're feeling "fantasy island":

Price: $17.99

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LOL, better yet serve something up as a “butt-ler”:

LOL, better yet serve something up as a "butt-ler":

Price: $32.95

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Haha, do you wanna place a bet with this:

Haha, do you wanna place a bet with this:

Price: $21.99

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Maybe this look will “whet” your appetite:

Maybe this look will "whet" your appetite:

Price: $34.95

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You guys this is getting out of hand…

You guys this is getting out of hand...

Price: $18.95

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This “cowboy” seems out of place:

This "cowboy" seems out of place:

Price: $35.95

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19 ’00s Hairstyles That Were Cool Then But Are Cringey Now

So many side fringes.

“I loved my mohawk, but I didn’t want my employment options limited to Hot Topic or nothing.”

"I loved my mohawk, but I didn't want my employment options limited to Hot Topic or nothing."

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“This is really embarrassing. That hairstyle and the colors didn’t work for me at all.”

"This is really embarrassing. That hairstyle and the colors didn't work for me at all."

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“Circa 2003, peep the butterfly clips.”

"Circa 2003, peep the butterfly clips."

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“The hair was bad, but the eyebrows… or lack thereof.”

"The hair was bad, but the eyebrows... or lack thereof."

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“My room, my hair, my chain…”

"My room, my hair, my chain..."

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“I guess I really liked crimped hair?”

"I guess I really liked crimped hair?"

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“I don’t even know why my mother allowed this picture to be taken.”

"I don’t even know why my mother allowed this picture to be taken."

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“I really don’t know what is more stereotypical: the double tank tops, the huge hoops, the outward hair flip, or the crazy chunky highlights… My senior pics haunt my dreams.”

"I really don't know what is more stereotypical: the double tank tops, the huge hoops, the outward hair flip, or the crazy chunky highlights... My senior pics haunt my dreams."

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“Going to a Jonas Brothers concert in 2009!”

"Going to a Jonas Brothers concert in 2009!"

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“I tried to be ‘edgy’ with my blue streaks and the Myspace angle gave me a double chin so I’d do this.”

"I tried to be 'edgy' with my blue streaks and the Myspace angle gave me a double chin so I'd do this."

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“Back from when I was a human bell pepper. Why I thought this was cool I’ll never know.”

"Back from when I was a human bell pepper. Why I thought this was cool I’ll never know."

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“Side bangs I cut myself and straightened when I crimped my hair. It took over a year to grow them out and even longer for me to realize that I should never touch a hair crimper ever again.”

"Side bangs I cut myself and straightened when I crimped my hair. It took over a year to grow them out and even longer for me to realize that I should never touch a hair crimper ever again."

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“White eyeshadow with eyeliner, and a bald ponytail with a skinny headband! Classic 2009.”

"White eyeshadow with eyeliner, and a bald ponytail with a skinny headband! Classic 2009."

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“Peep that zigzag part. Right before going to an Aaron Carter concert.”

"Peep that zigzag part. Right before going to an Aaron Carter concert."

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“I was on the middle school football team and my long hair always got caught in my helmet so my mom gave me this sick ‘do. I still haven’t forgiven her.”

"I was on the middle school football team and my long hair always got caught in my helmet so my mom gave me this sick 'do. I still haven't forgiven her."

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“Problems with this haircut: 1) middle part, 2) side bangs on curly hair, and 3) headband serving no actual purpose.”

"Problems with this haircut: 1) middle part, 2) side bangs on curly hair, and 3) headband serving no actual purpose."

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“Rocking that blue hair (featuring Kendall Schmidt from Big Time Rush, since that apparently was a thing).”

"Rocking that blue hair (featuring Kendall Schmidt from Big Time Rush, since that apparently was a thing)."

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“Seventh grade, boxed dyed and self-cut hair.”

"Seventh grade, boxed dyed and self-cut hair."

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“Ugh. Circa 2004 or ’05. I still cringe when I see this photo. My hair looks a lot better now.”

"Ugh. Circa 2004 or '05. I still cringe when I see this photo. My hair looks a lot better now."

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23 Things That’ll Make You Say “I Thought I Was The Only One”

Don’t even try to lie to me.

Used literally anything as a blanket because you’ve been too lazy to get up and actually get one.

Used literally anything as a blanket because you've been too lazy to get up and actually get one.

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And turned your fan on just so you could sleep all wrapped up in your blankets.

And turned your fan on just so you could sleep all wrapped up in your blankets.

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Fished a box out of the rubbish bin because you forgot what the cooking instructions said.

Fished a box out of the rubbish bin because you forgot what the cooking instructions said.

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And forced yourself to carry all the groceries in one trip, because you refuse to go back and forth.

And forced yourself to carry all the groceries in one trip, because you refuse to go back and forth.

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Hier sind 33 Lieder für Frauke Petry

Frauke Petry verlässt die AfD. Eine schwere Stunde! Aber Trost naht.

Lieder für Frauke – Die ganze Playlist

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Wenn du ‘ne SMS vom Meuthen bekommst.

Wenn du 'ne SMS vom Meuthen bekommst.

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Wenn du in der Bundespressekonferenz ‘nen Gedankenblitz hast.

Wenn du in der Bundespressekonferenz 'nen Gedankenblitz hast.

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Wenn du deine bisherigen Kollegen auf dem Gang triffst.

Wenn du deine bisherigen Kollegen auf dem Gang triffst.

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Who Needs Pinterest, This Costco Wedding Is Seriously Goals

Nothing like hot dogs and sheet cake to celebrate eternal love.

Costco is truly heaven in a store, especially if you love a good bargain. But would you ever get married there?

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Well, if you asked that question to Sydney couple Sue and Eli, they’d say, “Mate, we already did”.

Well, if you asked that question to Sydney couple Sue and Eli, they'd say, "Mate, we already did".

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Over the weekend the couple tied the knot in the bride’s favourite store. “Where else can I get married to the one I love, in the place that I love, surrounded by the people I love?,” she told A Current Affair.

Over the weekend the couple tied the knot in the bride's favourite store. "Where else can I get married to the one I love, in the place that I love, surrounded by the people I love?," she told A Current Affair.

“The initial idea of the wedding was meant as a bit of joke,” she said. “I've got a big family and so does he, and I wondered how we were going to do it. Then I thought I should get married at Costco because I'm there all the time – so it just made sense.”

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9 Cringe Sex Things That Happen But No One Talks About

Letting a lil’ fart slip out.

Someone walking in on you.

Someone walking in on you.

8/10 awkward if it's your flatmate. 11/10 if it's your mum.

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An animal walking in on you.

An animal walking in on you.

They don't know what's going on. Or do they?

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Not realising your bedroom isn’t soundproof.

Not realising your bedroom isn't soundproof.

People still have ~needs~ at Christmastime, when they're forced to cohabit with elderly relatives.

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Faking an O.

Faking an O.

Sometimes you'd rather just pretend the sex was good than deal with their hurt little face.

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