17 High School Students Who Are Just Strugggggggling

Student: How’s your day? Teacher: Not relevant.

This senior, who got pulled over on the way home from class:

This senior, who got pulled over on the way home from class:

Twitter: @_haybayy

And this high school football player, who fell right through the floor:

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This guy, who tried:

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This girl, whose picture was made into missing person ads after she skipped class:

This girl, whose picture was made into missing person ads after she skipped class:

Twitter: @grace__sheehan

And this girl, whose cheat sheet was forever memorialized by her teacher:

And this girl, whose cheat sheet was forever memorialized by her teacher:

Twitter: @xocanioverdose

This girl, who’s struggling to make friends:

This girl, who's struggling to make friends:

Twitter: @eikorn

This younger sister, who is struggling to hide her weed from her parents:

This younger sister, who is struggling to hide her weed from her parents:

Twitter: @negeeena

This gym class hero:

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This guy, who actually has to fill out this application to date/go to prom with his girlfriend:

This guy, who actually has to fill out this application to date/go to prom with his girlfriend:

Twitter: @nelsonmackenzie

And this student, whose teacher thinks very little of them:

And this student, whose teacher thinks very little of them:

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This guy, who took a long nap, woke up, and thought it was the morning.

This guy, who took a long nap, woke up, and thought it was the morning.

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This student, who was given this award:

This student, who was given this award:

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And these students, who were put on the wall of shame:

And these students, who were put on the wall of shame:

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This guy, who was called out on his paper:

This guy, who was called out on his paper:

Twitter: @autumnvcaroline

And this girl, who was just trying to be nice:

And this girl, who was just trying to be nice:

Twitter: @potussybih

15 Times Twitter Fell For Men Doing The Absolute Bare Minimum

We’ve all been there at some point in time.

When he went to McDonald’s and brought you back fries.

When he went to McDonald's and brought you back fries.

@NOTVIKING / Via Twitter: @NOTVIKING

@damn_lui / Via Twitter: @damn_lui

@hyucku / Via Twitter: @hyucku

When he simply called you his “girl.”

When he simply called you his "girl."

@MamaliaCairo / Via Twitter: @MamailaCairo

@hyucku / Via Twitter: @hyucku

@palocma / Via Twitter: @palocma

When he had an opinion.

When he had an opinion.

@IbrahimRehman33 / Via Twitter: @IbrahimRehman33

When he started the car because it was cold outside.

When he started the car because it was cold outside.

@jastheloser / Via Twitter: @jastheloser

@brendasamantha_ / Via Twitter: @brendasamantha_

When he hung out with you.

When he hung out with you.

Twitter: @lifeofriha

@haikatte / Via Twitter: @haikatte

When he interacted with you on social media.

When he interacted with you on social media.

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Raise your standards, folks. You deserve it.

Raise your standards, folks. You deserve it.

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18 College Students Who Are Funny As Fuck

“PROFESSOR: What does ghosted mean? ME: What Brian over there did to me 3 wks ago”

This student, who accidentally emailed his professor this:

This student, who accidentally emailed his professor this:

Twitter: @CBMSt1

This girl, who is over being ghosted:

This girl, who is over being ghosted:

Twitter: @foxmccloud82

And this girl, who is over trying to impress people:

And this girl, who is over trying to impress people:

Twitter: @KendallLyman

This fuckboy:

This fuckboy:

Twitter: @kmdevlin22

And this sassy girl:

And this sassy girl:

Twitter: @Jesss_Sierra

This dude, who’s just overwhelmed:

This dude, who's just overwhelmed:

Twitter: @D_Rabes

And this guy, whose homework is such a metaphor for college:

And this guy, whose homework is such a metaphor for college:

Twitter: @T_r_u_l_y_yours

This guy, who had a rough day at class:

This guy, who had a rough day at class:

Twitter: @latinoboy112

This girl, who used a hanger when she didn’t have a fork:

This girl, who used a hanger when she didn't have a fork:

Twitter: @samiwert

And this kid, who drew his teacher on his calculator:

And this kid, who drew his teacher on his calculator:

Twitter: @zachkrone18

This student, who just deserves an A:

This student, who just deserves an A:

Twitter: @maddyfgibson

This student, whose schedule perfectly summed up a week in college:

This student, whose schedule perfectly summed up a week in college:

Twitter: @aquashxt

This student, who is sleep-deprived, tired, and stressed.

This student, who is sleep-deprived, tired, and stressed.

Instagram: @1lofaride

And this student, who’s too fucking lazy:

And this student, who's too fucking lazy:

Twitter: @bethanyrob13

Chrissy Teigen Clapped Back At Someone Who Called Her A Rude Bully

“You just listed three jobs.”

Hello! Welcome to another episode of Chrissy Teigen Claps Back At A Hater.

Hello! Welcome to another episode of Chrissy Teigen Claps Back At A Hater.

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By now you know Chrissy is the Queen of Clapback. It’s not up for debate.

By now you know Chrissy is the Queen of Clapback. It's not up for debate.

Twitter: @piersmorgan

Anyway, on Saturday, a troll said she had no job other than being “a bully, rude, and married to John Legend.”

Anyway, on Saturday, a troll said she had no job other than being "a bully, rude, and married to John Legend."

Twitter: @summerLsteele

First of all, Chrissy is not rude. I know because she literally brought me McDonald’s at work.

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Second of all, she’s a best-selling author, an awesome mom, and a model.

Second of all, she's a best-selling author, an awesome mom, and a model.

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So obviously, this troll is stupid. And Chrissy was quick to sarcastically point that out.

So obviously, this troll is stupid. And Chrissy was quick to sarcastically point that out.

Twitter: @chrissyteigen

She makes a good point. And as usual, she wins.

She makes a good point. And as usual, she wins.

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20 Petty Exes Who Will Make You Glad You’re Single

*Makes playlist that’s just “Before He Cheats” 100 times*

“My ex-husband gave me back my KitchenAid mixer but kept all the attachments.”
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“My ex changed the passwords to my Snapchat, ruined my Bitmoji, and proceeded to block every guy on my account.”
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“After I broke up with my first high school boyfriend, he left messages on my desk with misspelled words and incorrect grammar, knowing how irritated I would be, as it was (and still is) one of my biggest pet peeves.”
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“In college, my boyfriend dumped me two days before my birthday. Little did he know that his friends were throwing a huge surprise party for me at his house. He sulked in his room the whole time and didn't come out.
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“My boyfriend's ex knew how much he loved those expensive Nike socks that are designed specifically for each foot and labeled with an L and R. When they broke up, she stole all his left socks.
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“My ex kept texting me wanting to 'be friends'. I already told him that I would need more time. After a month of me not responding, he sent me a text with a link to the song 'Say Something (I'm Giving Up On You)'.
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“My boyfriend’s ex-girlfriend cut open an oversized panda bear he had gotten her, took out all the stuffing, and wore the skin of the bear.
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“My ex sent me a 13-minute long video of him setting fire to everything of mine I left at his apartment. He used gasoline and everything.”
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“When we broke up, he was a senior and I was a junior. I didn’t take it well and cried pretty heavily when we had the talk. Our high school had a ‘Senior Will’, where seniors could gift things like 'health' and 'prosperity' to their lower-classmen friends. My ex gifted me a box of fucking tissues.
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“After I broke up with my girlfriend, she logged into my Netflix account and gave five stars to a bunch of Barbie movies and messed up all my ratings.”
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“One of my boyfriend's exes left thousands of brass tacks, point up, all over his apartment.
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“After a year of marriage, I found out that my husband had been cheating on me. So, while he was moving out, I poured out his bottle of liquid Cialis and refilled it with water.
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My acting major ex WROTE and PERFORMED a monologue for class in which he described in explicit, gory detail how he cheated on me multiple times and how much he enjoyed it. Apparently it was so vulgar that, when he was finished, a girl said, 'You really shouldn't be allowed to talk to women.'”
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The Craigslist advertiser:

The Craigslist advertiser:

My ex made a Craigslist ad inviting people to come watch a threesome and linked it to my number. I was getting calls and texts ALL MORNING!”
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“My ex slept with my best friend, so I slept with his best friend.
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“When we broke up, my ex returned EVERYTHING. That included five bobby pins, three Capri Suns, one bag of popcorn, and a tiny fake flower I had in my hair on one of our first dates.”
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“When I found out my boyfriend at the time was cheating on me, I messaged the girl he was cheating with and asked her to come over to tell me what was going on. Later, I called him and asked if we could meet up and talk. When he came over, I had the girl come around the corner with me to greet him. His face was priceless!”
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I applied to medical school after my ex tried and failed just to prove I was the smartest. I got in!”
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My ex stole my DIDGERIDOO! I got it from Australia when I was in high school and I'm still pissed about it.”
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And finally, the disabler:

And finally, the disabler:

My ex locked me out of my own iPad for 43 years.” —elled4

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16 Things Americans Say That Seriously Confuse The Rest Of The World

The words and phrases that hurt my Australian brain.

That you call the course before your main meal an appetizer and the main course the entrée.

That you call the course before your main meal an appetizer and the main course the entrée.

Entrée is a French word and is literally defined as “the act or manner of entering.” It's commonly used around the world to describe the first or “entrance” dish to a meal.

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That you call your smallest mattress size a twin even though it can only fit one person.

That you call your smallest mattress size a twin even though it can only fit one person.

In Australia we call this size of bed a single, which makes a lot of sense tbh. We then have a double, which is your full size.

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That fanny is another way to say butt or bum.

That fanny is another way to say butt or bum.

Where I come from it's another word for vagina. Fun fact: We also call fanny packs, bum bags.

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That you call fuel “gas” even though it’s definitely a liquid and not a gas.

That you call fuel "gas" even though it's definitely a liquid and not a gas.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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That you use the word restroom as well as bathroom.

That you use the word restroom as well as bathroom.

This is a minor one, but I've definitely got some ~looks~ when asking where the toilet is in restaurants.

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That you call these bangs.

That you call these bangs.

I was always perplexed by the whole bangs thing in TV shows and movies growing up, until I realized it's what Americans call a fringe.

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That to you, these are biscuits.

That to you, these are biscuits.

To me, biscuits are your cookies!

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And that you can refer to a whole pizza as a pie.

And that you can refer to a whole pizza as a pie.

We only call pies, pies.

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That this divisive herb is called cilantro.

That this divisive herb is called cilantro.

That, my friend, is coriander in my eyes.

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That this is a truck, not a ute.

That this is a truck, not a ute.

Brrrrrm.

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That these things are called trash cans.

That these things are called trash cans.

Even after three months living in the US the one thing I can't stop saying is “bin.”

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That you wear sweaters and sweatshirts when it’s cold.

That you wear sweaters and sweatshirts when it's cold.

In Australia we call both of these things a jumper. Idk why??

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And that if you order a lemonade, you WILL ABSOLUTELY NOT get a Sprite.

And that if you order a lemonade, you WILL ABSOLUTELY NOT get a Sprite.

I have been burned so many times.

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That you call this jelly instead of jam.

That you call this jelly instead of jam.

I would call out your love for PB&J but I won't because I know Vegemite is probably equally as confusing.

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That you use the word “college” so much, even when you go to a university.

That you use the word "college" so much, even when you go to a university.

Why not just say “university”?

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And that this is a cell phone.

And that this is a cell phone.

Calling a mobile phone a ~cell~ is honestly the most American thing I can think of.

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Just 17 Stories About Encounters With Really Big Penises

“He was a big penis with a big penis.”

I dated a dude who was packing a footlong. The sex was uncomfortable, at best, and he refused to go down on me. I dumped him after a year of making up excuses to not have sex. The crazy part was that he had no clue that he was big — every time we talked about his size, he couldn't believe he was anything more than average.
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As a gay lady, I haven’t seen many penises since I lost my virginity at 17. But my first experience with someone of the opposite sex was with a guy who, to date, has the biggest penis I have ever seen. We were camping with a large group, tents and horses, down by the Suwannee River in Florida. My high school boyfriend and I retired early to my tent where we commenced a hot and heavy petting session. After attaining my permission, he whipped out a very long, rock-solid, and extremely girthy penis.

We spent the next 10 minutes simply working on getting the tip in. It was exhausting and painful, but he was determined and I was battling “I don’t want to be gay” syndrome so I was patient, despite the agony of having my lady bits spread beyond their expectations. It didn’t take long once he was finally in, much to my relief. But sometimes when I dredge up this memory I can still feel the force of that massive appendage pressing its way into tender flesh. I won’t say the experience turned me off men completely — I think that was already a done deal — but it definitely made me appreciate the wonders of lube.
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A little while ago I was pretty much IN LOVE with this guy that appeared on my favorite reality TV show. I was a fan and would watch his Instagram live every chance I got. One day he noticed me from a comment I made and sent me a DM. We exchanged numbers and ended up developing a long-distance relationship, and he sent me a dick pic that pretty much made me choke on my coffee. I thought he'd be average size judging by his height but he was PACKING. I was sure he'd break me in half. Unfortunately we broke things off before I was set to fly to see him for a weekend. That was the dick that got away.
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I was grabbing drinks with my best mate and he brought along a buddy. We had to use the restroom around the same time, and long story short it was big enough that he had to use two hands to pee. I wasn't even jealous at that point, just afraid.
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I met a guy on Tinder, and after one of our dates we ended up back at his place. I honestly went in trying to resist, but I couldn’t help myself and clothes went flying. My go-to move is to hang my head off the edge of the bed and undo their pants while they stand over me before I give them head. When I pulled his boxers down his dick hit my forehead and I fucking almost choked on the thought of that thing in my throat. I don’t think I got more than an inch of that sucker in my mouth, and the sex was almost unenjoyable. ALMOST, because the girth on that log cock was nuts. Needless to say, sometimes when I’m feeling brave, I’ll hit him up.
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When I was in school there was this guy that tried to get with me for months. He kept telling me “my dick is the size of a keyboard” and I continuously ignored him. Eventually I changed my mind I guess and I was in his bedroom and when he pulled it out, my first thought was “Oh my god, it really is the size of a child's toy keyboard.” I was ready to take on the challenge but quickly realized it was too big for me. He could barely get the tip in without me whining about it hurting and it basically slipping out. One time it slipped out and in between my thighs, I just squeezed my thighs super, super tight and let him fuck that thinking that was my vagina 'cause there was no way his dick was fitting in me.
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Ex-boyfriend was around 11 inches. He was a giant penis, so I guess it stood to reason he had one too.
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It was my sophomore year of college and I was a virgin. This guy in one of my classes and I had been flirting and one night he invited me over. Of course at the time when I first saw it I thought it was regular because I hadn’t seen many penises before, but I could barely get my mouth around it. When he tried to put it in only the tip fit. I was so embarrassed because I thought it was my fault. He was a good sport about it, though. I found out later that he had been doing adult movies on the side to make some extra cash.
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I met a dude while I was working at a shoe store. He was embarrassed about his large shoe size, to which I said saucily, “Well, you know what they say about big feet” with a wink. Fast forward. We start dating, and, man, did I find out how appropriate that joke was. Dude was HUGE! It was at least 11 inches. Sex was…difficult. I can remember him saying, “Yeah, guys always want a big dick, but it’s actually really annoying.”
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I used to have an FWB situation with this guy and I shit you not, his dick was like a fucking can of Monster energy drink. I'm talking length and girth. The first time I saw it I honest to god gasped out loud. To this day the best sex I've ever had was with him. Sex with him had me feeling so full and it rode that fine and sweet line between pleasure and pain. Now I shed a tear for that glorious dick I lost when he moved across the country.
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I hung out on a nude beach in Hawaii for a few months. One guy had the biggest penis on the beach — this huge, footlong, uncircumcised, monstrous-looking dong. He was so proud! He’d strut up and down the beach grinning about it.
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My first one-night stand when I was 17. It was dark, I reached out to jerk him off, and thought I’d grabbed his forearm. He was so big he nearly broke me.
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My ex's dick was like a baseball bat. Seriously — in length, girth, and shape. I mean, not seriously, but it was AT LEAST 10 inches. It had a larger head than shaft so it felt amaaaazing when he took his time and pulled all the way out and back in. But heaven help me when he got to pounding away, I could feel my cervix wincing.
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Ten inches and as thick as my wrist. The problem? He thought his 10 inches was all he needed to bring to the bedroom to make the sex good. He just laid there like the physical incarnation of a yawn. Best sex I ever had? Five inches with a “throw me up against a wall” attitude that did. not. quit.
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I went to a tiny Christian university in Idaho. I was dating a boy who grew up with missionary parents, so he was very religious but also 6’6”, and had a dick to match. Because we were both religious at the time we were not having penetrative sex. Boys and girls were not allowed in each other’s rooms, so we were always jerking each other off in closets, empty classrooms, and his RA office at night. I had never seen a penis in real life so when we first started messing around I didn’t think too much of the fact that he was at least 10 inches long when hard and that my hand couldn’t fit around the shaft. I just assumed this was normal. After a year and a half of dating we never had penetrating sex. I still wonder sometimes what it would have felt like, and feel a little relieved that the first dick inside of me wasn’t 10 inches long.
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I was 18, and the guy I was seeing was this 6'7″ football player, and when the time came to get naked, it was so big, I lied and said I was out of condoms so I could avoid trying to accommodate such a giant. My inexperience definitely contributed to my lack of confidence. Can't say I would have declined if I saw it today! He was BLESSED.
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At the beginning of my sophomore year of college, I met this guy from another college who was visiting some friends. We ended up hooking up that night, and his penis was the biggest I had ever seen — at least 10 inches hard. Fast-forward to me going down on him, it was too big to fit in my mouth and it fell out, but when it fell out it flung back and smacked onto his stomach and made a really loud slapping noise. I started laughing so hard, I probably killed the mood.
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21 People Who Got Roasted So Badly They’re Basically Rotisserie Chickens Now

Send these people directly to the burn unit.

The person who got owned by science:

The person who got owned by science:

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The person who failed the test:

The person who failed the test:

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The person who got an explanation, just not the one they wanted:

The person who got an explanation, just not the one they wanted:

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The person who received a multi-level burn:

The person who received a multi-level burn:

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The person who got a wrong number call:

The person who got a wrong number call:

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The guy who tried to shoot his shot:

The guy who tried to shoot his shot:

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The person who needed to find a new date for Halloween:

The person who needed to find a new date for Halloween:

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This man who was destroyed with math:

This man who was destroyed with math:

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The person who found a new relationship:

The person who found a new relationship:

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The person who should have known James Blunt gives zero fucks:

The person who should have known James Blunt gives zero fucks:

Twitter: @JamesBlunt

The person whose mother gave them life, then totally wrecked them:

The person whose mother gave them life, then totally wrecked them:

Twitter: @millselle

The grandchild who was roasted by their own grandma:

The grandchild who was roasted by their own grandma:

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And yet another grandkid totally burned by their grandmother:

And yet another grandkid totally burned by their grandmother:

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The person whose burn was short and sweet:

The person whose burn was short and sweet:

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The person who received this brutal pun:

The person who received this brutal pun:

Twitter: @omoissy

The person who got one-upped by a baby.

The person who got one-upped by a baby.

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The person who could only have been burned like this on October 10th:

The person who could only have been burned like this on October 10th:

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The person who probably thought banking puns were a safe bet:

The person who probably thought banking puns were a safe bet:

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The person who kinda asked for it:

The person who kinda asked for it:

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The person who couldn’t compete with a vibrator:

The person who couldn't compete with a vibrator:

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And finally, the person who go so thoroughly destroyed by Arnold Schwarzenegger that they may never recover:

And finally, the person who go so thoroughly destroyed by Arnold Schwarzenegger that they may never recover:

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