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  1. Sculptra 含有由含有源於植物果酸的 PLLA 聚左乳酸(poly-L-lactic acid),它能促進天然膠原蛋白大量增生,令容顏重現年輕,一個療程的效果能持續逾2年。Sculptra 乃全球唯一獲美國食物及藥物管理局(美國FDA)認可的PLLA聚左乳酸美容品牌。Sculptra 塑然雅會被人體自然分解吸收,同時促進天然膠原蛋白再生1。療程效果可以漸進地給你更富清新朝氣的容頻,效果自然,更不會影響面部表情。SCULPTRA 塑然雅 Sculptra 由含有源於植物果酸的PLLA聚左乳酸(poly-L-lactic acid),它可以被新陳代謝成二氧化碳及水,最終自體內排出。PLLA聚左乳酸早已被廣泛應用於醫療用品超過30年,自2009年起 Sculptra 及全球唯一獲美國FDA認可的PLLA聚左乳酸美容醫學品牌。Sculptra ® 塑然雅能促進天然膠原蛋白大量增生1,改善皺紋,令容顏重現年輕。全球唯一獲美國FDA認可PLLA聚左乳酸。臨床研究證實於3個月間,肌膚的膠原蛋白密度 顯著增加67%2。療程效果能持續愈2年3。主要成份PLLA聚左乳酸源於植物果酸,醫學界廣泛使用超過30年。

  2. 它讓神經原在常規的緊張鍛煉中進行共振燃燒,由此帶來健身運動所無法達到的效果。Ion Magnum複雜的振動波是基于於二十多年對神經原燃燒信號的研究手工製作的。 設備製造者的臨床研究結果顯示,30分鐘的治療相當於在健身房10個小時的運動,可以燃燒高達5000卡路里的熱量。其他臨床研究顯示肌肉生成的速度以及脂肪(表面脂肪以及深部脂肪)减少的速度相應都比運動的效果更好。對於Ion Magnum沒有進行理療的部位,甚至會有抗衰老防氧化的效果。 有受試者治療一次之後同一個部位减掉了3-4英寸(不像其他减肥治療中宣稱的那樣,一次治療减掉了5英寸,但那是全身20多個部位加起來减掉的尺寸)。同時,它還可以减掉脖子和下巴的脂肪,讓你的雙下巴消失 . 每次治療需要25分鐘。治療前後的效果非常明顯,而且會持續1-2天。要想達到更好的效果,最好接受1-2個小時的治療。

  3. Venus Legacy™是第一個,也是唯一一個得到美國食品藥品監督管理局批准,利用4D™技術結合多極射頻(RF)、磁力脈衝、變量脈衝VariPulse™技術(VP)和實時熱力反饋的設備,這使Venus Legacy™能夠提供一個既安全又無痛的療程,並取得理想效果。Venus Legacy™的療程為所有類型的肌膚提供一個100安全和無痛的美容過程,並針對面部、頸部及身體各處,提供以下即時和持久的效果 非手術塑型 減少橙皮紋 減少皺紋 減少皮下脂肪 收緊肌膚

  4. CO2激光(CO2 laser / 二氧化碳激光)的波長是10600nm,照射到皮膚上會被皮膚的水份吸收,瞬間將皮膚有問題的組織氣化。CO2激光可以用來消除各種皮膚問題包括疣、癦、痣、脂溢性角化、粉刺和汗管瘤等。當治療後,您的皮膚需要5至10天時間復原。期間保持傷口清潔便可。優點:CO2激光所切割的深度比刮除術較深,亦較精準。可以處理較深層的皮膚問題,例如去除癦、油脂粒、肉粒、疣、珍珠疣、角質增生等。其復原亦較快,減少留下疤痕的機會。它最大的優點在於,能夠進一步減少激光治療過程當中的熱損傷反應,提升了激光治療的安全性,治療過程中幾乎沒有疼痛感

  5. 當蛋白線埋入皮膚後,皮下組織會將蛋白線視為異物,啟動異物反應,因此刺激膠原蛋白生長,且可促進新陳代謝,更新老化肌膚,所以客戶在術後也會發覺膚質變得較透亮白皙。膠原蛋白提拉線像一個“磁力線”一樣,將埋入處附近的肌肉和脂肪固定在原處,不會往下墜,其後會吸引皮下組織往蛋白線集中部位移動,就會逐漸產生提拉的緊實效果。也被用於填充美容的微整形,蛋白線材就好比蓋房子的鋼骨支架,先埋入皮膚當作基底結構,然後再注入好比水泥的玻尿酸或自體脂肪,因為有吸附力不易擴散,就可穩定固定住填充物,讓立體支撐力效果更好。

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