23 Clean Jokes That Are So Funny And So Dumb

“What’s the best thing about Switzerland? I don’t know, but the flag is a huge plus.”

It gets toad away.

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Sadly, no pun in ten did.

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Paramount

One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.

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Of course! The Empire State Building can't jump.

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They're usually 90 degrees.

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Warner Bros.

“Put it on my bill.”

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I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.

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Clooney says, “I'll direct.”
DiCaprio says, “I'll act.”
McConaughey says, “I'll write, I'll write, I'll write.”

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Paramount

The bartender says, “Hey.”
The horse replies, “Sure.”

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It's not stroganoff.

Via reddit.com

But all that came up were pictures of my parents fighting.

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NBC

Really, really big hands.

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Prime mates.

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The lawyer says, “$5,000 for three questions.”
“Wow, that's pretty expensive, isn't it?” the man asks.
“Yes,” says the lawyer. “Now, what's your third question?”

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NBC

When do we want them? NNNNNEEEEOOOOOOOWWWWWWW!

Via tickld.com

…but I only got bronze.

Via Tim Vine

…it's also terrible.

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CBS

They planet.

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Same middle name.

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Cole's Law is thinly sliced cabbage.

NBC

I guess that's what I get for buying a pure bread dog.

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I don't know Y.

Via Chris Turner

“Why would it be short?” she asked.
I said, “Because it's your thirty-second birthday.”

TBS

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