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  1. 加強優化面部輪廓,可被身體完全吸引,能自然地修飾面部輪廓 功效可長達24個月以上 JUVEDERM的特點: 效果立即可見 非永久性 非手術性 安全有效 效果自然 JUVEDERM獲歐盟(CE)及美國及藥物管理局(FDA)認證 首先及唯一獲得FDA認證在首次療程後能維持長達一年2-4功效 新世代專員Hylacross科技為產品帶來獨特的物理特質,包括凝聚力、支撐力及柔順度 8點提升 這是一套由全球著名醫學美容醫生Dr. Maurício de Maio,以JUVÉDERM®系列透明質酸產品為基礎而研發的面部優化療程,藉著簡單程序便達致面部優化效果,不需進行手術,減低風險。 此療程會根據病人的個別情況,重點針對面部8個最常因流失膠原蛋白及彈性纖維而凹陷的位置,再依據特定的順序,從顴骨至下巴位置配合JUVÉDERM®系列的透明質酸產品進行療程,從而改善這些位置的豐盈度及滑溜度,全面性優化面部輪廓。

  2. TULIP HIFU療程屬非侵入性及非手術的緊膚修身治療,獲歐盟CE、韓國KFDA、GMP、ISO9001、ISO13485等認證,安全可靠。 Tulip的DUAL HIFU精細技術,對面部和眼部治療特別有效;另外,TULIP FB有的13mm及7mm STAMP蓋印式治HIFU治療頭設計,眼、面以外部位,同時具「造身」效果。TULIP【DUAL HIFU高能量聚焦超聲波平台】【特點】- 非手術、非侵入性緊膚治療- 適用於任何膚色肌膚- 治療更精確、更安全- 備有7mm及13mm治療頭,可收緊腹部、臀部、手臂等鬆弛肌膚 【治療目的】- 緊緻肌膚- 提升輪廓- 減淡皺紋- 重塑輪廓線條- 嫩膚亮肌- 提升下垂眼部- 重塑身體線條 (用於7mm/13mm修身治療頭)- 重點減少脂肪細胞 (用於7mm/13mm修身治療頭)

  3. 關于Ion Magnum技術: 它的作用是加快脂肪代謝而轉化成肌肉。專業設計的微電流模擬大腦到肌肉的正常神經傳導。乙醯膽鹼及ATP(産生能量的物質)都是由神經末梢釋放的。神經元共振導致神經末梢持續不斷的釋放ATP,甚至能達到正常釋放量的500。 Ion Magnum應用的是世界定級的神經生理學技術,它加快脂肪燃燒的速度,增强肌肉收縮,提高基礎代謝率(指的是你靜息狀態下消耗卡路里的速率)。複雜的微電流包含2000次與正常生理過程的相互作用,由此達到人體自然狀態下所不能達到的效果。它可以加快能量的轉化,增强體力和運動能力。 Ion Magnum目前由位於英國的創新科學研究中心開發、製造,該中心是由歐盟提供資金支持的。該設備及其組件均是由英國頂級的科學家手工製作的。該産品有CE標志,CE標志是歐洲共同市場的安全標志。 Ion Magnum基於最新的起搏器技術。

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